The Super Secret Alien Government Conspiracy
Are aliens working with our governments in order to
later reveal themselves?
I think not. I just got an email from good ol’ Vince White
who is a one man wrecking crew in regard to getting full
disclosure regarding aliens from our government. Vince
is a really brave, and I mean brave man who fights a
never ending battle for truth, disclosure, and the American
Way.
However, on this one point I have to disagree with him. It’s
an issue I’ve batted back and forth with myself over the years.
We’ve all heard stories about how our U.S. Government and
other governments have known about the extraterrestrials and
have kept the issue a secret beyond all attempts by their
enemy governments to disclose the presence of extraterrestrials
amongst us. We’ve heard and read stories about how these
aliens have been behind great scientific discoveries, natural
disasters, and even diaper rash.
I had to stop and think one day how could every government
on Earth be so efficient that they could keep this covered up
even when half of us hate the other half so bad that if we did
know a secret why wouldn’t we disclose it and ruin everything
for our enemies? I pondered this and it just didn’t add up. I
do however understand that governments can keep secrets and
the only way in heck these governments would mutually agree
on keeping it a secret would be because disclosing it
would destroy any control our governments would have on us.
Something like the aliens come from a more powerful and
beneficial government that would sweep away anything we’ve
got on good ol’ Earth. As grandiose as that theory was it
still didn’t make sense except for the greed factor because our
governments can’t even agree on air poisoning issues and one
would expect breathing poison air would be very important an
issue to handle.
So again, none of it made sense. I tried to incorporate that
aliens didn’t communicate with our governments and that it was
all a sham and that disclosure was being controlled by high end
alien super intelligences that could whisk away crashed UFO
debris and alien bodies. That they could wipe out memories
en masse hiding their footprints from the brilliant human detectives
who were hot on their trail. I was perplexed that how could
beings that smart still crash, get caught on cousin Wilbur’s
pocket camera and still manage to evade the interests of the
press whom we know are hard bent on reporting relevant news
to increase our chances of survival like what new Miley Cyrus/
Hannah Montana adventure is a-brewing.
So again with the government conspiracies. Aliens working in
secret with our elect or usurpers in high tech laboratories where
the future miracles of technology will be revealed one day. I
still don’t buy it. Even so, let’s say there is a semblance of truth
to these stories. What kind of idiots are these extraterrestrials
that they would only trust our politicians and world leaders? Can
you name 5 world leaders or governments worth a flying fart that
you would reveal your inner most secrets and such to? Democrat
and Republican, how dopey are these extraterrestrials that they
don’t have a mysterious cosmic personal character machine that
could detect crooked political slimeballs? I’ll admit with all our
so called supremacy as some love to call us humans the highest
of life forms and supreme lords over the Earth but we still elected
George W. Bush twice. Ever see the Mugabe elections in Africa?
We’re no champions on the stage of smarts ourselves and the
aliens only want to work with our governments? That says a lot
about these aliens doesn’t it? The trust level is somewhere down
there with used car salesmen and those late night real estate
get-rich-quick infomercials. Can things get that low? I know they’re
one step lower than snake spit in quicksand but they belong
there.
So maybe these aliens aren’t the happy go lucky benevolent
aliens we see in those Stephen Spielberg movies. Maybe these
aliens are more of the Snidely Whiplash brand from those old
Dudley Dooright cartoons by the great Jay Ward. Maybe these
aliens are just another brand of sucker of the P.T. Barnum measure.
Either way, if there are aliens and they’re working in secret with our
governments we don’t want to know them. The old saying goes
here, if you lay down with dogs you’ll get fleas. In this case, if you
lay down with politicians you’ll get politicians.
Best,
Greg